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Friends with Benefits

“Friends with Benefts”’ve heard of this concept ladies. Well I am here to tell you the truth…IT’S A SCAM. 

Somewhere around 1995 a group of men were sitting in a bar drinking. They were trying to figure out how they could get women to sleep with them without any commitment, without taking them out, without paying for dates, without buying jewelry and without any emotional investment involved. They decided to come up with a pithy name that would appeal to women’s softer nature and so they decided to call it “Benefits”.  Sounds so nice and condescends to a woman’s more sensitive side. And “Friends”... well women love friends, don’t they? So let’s call it “Friends With Benefits”.

Ladies... Benefits are given in the workplace after you’ve proven that you can do a good job.  This does not include blow jobs . And if they were friends, they would treat you better than that. Now if you’re 25, I can almost see you falling for this new age, male ingenuity. After all, you really don’t have a lot of life experience, and you don’t know any different. The deception has worked, and you’re actually convinced that this concept is a good idea. But if you’re over 40 and you’re still falling for it... well then you’re  just plain stupid and need to go back to school and learn the ABC’s of the male sex.

I have to hand it to you men. It’s outstanding work. Well done! You’ve been able to take the old time tradition of treating a  women well and treating a  women with respect and chivalry , throw it all out the window, call it something pretty, spread the word, have women go for it and get laid in the process. You’re absolutely brilliant!

 I salute you!


©Lori Weisbrod


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